starring
Shidi and Herb Legarro
Shidi:
Is this thingy on?
-=[ Yes. Ow. ]=-
Herb:
-=blinks awake=- ... Did I sleep
through the show?
Shidi:
Welcome to Ask Shidi and Herb...
I'm Shidi, and this is Herb... <thwacks him with a wingy> <m>
Been out late gambling again?
Herb:
-=blinks=- Gambling? There's not
a casino in flying distance anymore.
Shidi:
Hmph, I'll bet.
Herb:
And why are we here again,
do we get to shoot the guy in the box now or what? Well, the Lucky Dice
is the only one I knew, and it's closed indefinitely.
Shidi:
No, we get to answer strange
questions from strange people... and when Arc tried to locate you
for me the other day, he said you were in some last resort.<grumbles
and hands the bag to him> Pick a letter.
Herb:
Oh, that stupid cage thing of the
mun's? -=shrugs and grabs a letter=- Lessee ... -=blinkblink=- All right,
who's been sending in the questions this time?
Shidi:
Mun Cage?...huh, what's it
say?
| How many Shidis does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
Herb:
"How many Shidis does it
take to screw in a light bulb?"
Shidi:
Umm... hey, I don't know about
you guys, but I'm not small enough to fit in a light bulb to begin with,
so the answer would be zero. And I'm sure my husbands would have something
to say about your asking, too. <hmmphs and folds her wingys>
Herb:
-=shakes his head=- -=grumbles=-
Wish they hadn't snipped the name off. You want to read the next one? -=offers
the bag=-
Shidi:
Yes... <fishes one out,
warily>
Herb:
What's it say?
| Dear Shidi and Herb -
What is Shidi's new baby like? Like, is it a god too? Male baby, right? |
Shidi:
"Dear Shidi and Herb - What is
Shidi's new baby like? Like, is it a god too? Male baby, right?"Would you
like to answer first, dear?
Herb:
Uh... it's a baby. It's male. It's
Kieran. And he's still a kid, so quit with the godstuff.
Shidi:
Well, he's cute, precious,
looks like Herby, and, well, dunno about the god stuff.<giggles> This
is much easier then last time!
Herb:
...Well, that wasn't too bad.
Shidi:
<hands the bag to Herb>
Your turn!
Herb:
Okay... let me see... -=rummages
in the bag=
| Are ya gonna get
caught up in the Persona Craze that's
beginning in Verga? |
Herb:
"Are ya gonna get caught up in
the Persona Craze that's beginning in Verga?"
-=[ <m> Or the Pokemon craze in Rhydin? ]=-
Shidi:
Umm... I think the whole
persona thing is kinda freaky... I mean, I like having my body to
myself, you know? <looks to Herb>
Herb:
Errr... hm. You mean when
a person slaps himself with a card and gets fuzzed?
Shidi:
<nods> Yes, I think that's
what they mean.
Herb:
Well, I'm not on Verga, so
I can't get caught up in it. ... and what the hell is a Pokemon?
Shidi:
You know... like that pesty Charmander
thingy.
Herb:
And this is supposed to be a good
thing? Last I checked that thing tended to torch things for no reason.
Shidi:
<shakes her head> Well,
Kalys seems to like him. Or her... whatever it is. <fishes in the bag>Any
more in here?
Herb:
Well, then why can't Kalys keep
it with her? -=grumbles=-
TW:
Like Bri's hair..heh
Shidi:
<nods and waves to TW
in the audience> Yep!
Herb:
Heh?
Shidi:
Oh, Bri got a new hairstyle, courtesy
of the charamander flaming his head. Oh... this is... um...
| Dear Shidi and Herb:
Does the baby have the powers of both Arc and Shidi? |
Shidi:
"Dear Shidi and Herb,
Herb:
Ohhh, hehhehheh.
does the baby have the powers of both Arc and Shidi?" Ummm.... Okay... last time for the slow here....
Claire:
What idiot wrote that?
I have two husbands.One is Arc. One is Herb. Arc is the father of Novan, Reena, and Theo. Herby is the father of Kieran.
Herb:
... mf.
Now.... what do we think this means to our little question? <looks to Herb> Your turn.
Herb:
... -=shakes his head and
draws out another question=- ... ack!
Shidi:
<to Claire> Fortunately,
munness, they didn't sign it. Ack?
Herb:
Errrrm... can't Arc do this
instead? Oy.
Claire:
Darn. Someone needs
to bash their head in.
| How do you know exactly whose it is Shidi? I mean, did you time it or something? |
Herb:
"How do you know exactly
whose it is Shidi? I mean, did you time it or something?"
Shidi:
Ackkk....
Herb:
Has nobody heard of divination
spells? -=muttergrumble=-
Shidi:
Hmmph, really. Is the bag
empty yet? <pokes her head into it> Umm... yeah.... no more questions...
empty bag, time to go home. <starts kicking it under the chair with
her foot, looking edgily at the guy in the box>
-=[ Whaaaaat? Sorry, but your mun insisted on this. ]=-
Shidi:
Oh, allllright... <whines and
fishes
out another letter>
| Hey, Herb,
gonna go flying in the Pink Fighter anytime soon? |
Shidi:
"Hey, Herb, gonna go flying
in the Pink Fighter anytime soon?"
Herb:
... Uh, isn't it broken?
Claire:
Does it have a name, Shy?
Shidi:
Nope, I think its all
fixed up.
TW:
Oh yeah...is that the thing I gotta
help keep ship shape?
Shidi:
Yep, its the Pink Albatross.
Or Flamingo...Yeah... the Pink Flamingo! <giggles>
TW:
Hmm....pink wouldn't be my first
choice for a ship.
Shidi:
Yep, that's it, TW.
Herb:
...Hm. Well... maybe.
Shidi:
Yay!
Herb:
-=sighs=- That does it, one
more question, and then I'm leaving,
whether the arse in the box likes
it or not.
Shidi:
<hands him the bag> Okay,
last one guys...
-=[ Quiet, Herb. You can be edited, you know. ]=-
Herb:
<muttergrumblegetletter>
TW:
A dull blue with black stripes/underside..
| What does a god baby eat? |
Herb:
"What does a God-baby eat?" People
who ask stupid questions.
Shidi:
Umm... milk.
Herb:
Got milk? That's it... -=picks
up the bag and tosses it into the box=- Let's leave, Shidi.
TW:
In fact...Bri has a friend
of a employee that maintains a ships that's a dull blue with black underside..
Shid:
Okay, we're outta here....
Herb:
-=grumbles and runs for the
door kicking the camera over in the process=-
Shidil:
<waves> See you all next time,
TW:
bye
Shidi:
send better questions...
Herb:
Hasta lasagna, suckers.