Adventurer's 
Cliff Notes
(also known as: "How not to Die")

 

This Issue's Adventurer's Cliff Notes are on:
Advice for mortals with human classes

Alex: Hello. I am Alex. I am here with my personas to give advice for mortals who have taken up certain human classes.

Starly: Heh....not to mention certain comments of some of them.

Darren: Darren wants some veggies!

Lancel: Shut up! Now's not the time to eat!

Alex: Well, anyways......ummmmmm....what's the first class up first?

Doren: Druid, I believe....

Alex: Oh, yeah....... make sure you care care of the local wildlife and enviroment. The local Flora and fauna may pay ya back a favor

Alexis: And if ya mistreat them, get ready for some nasty revenge!

Starly: That did not sound right....

Alex: ...anyways, on to the next class.....the Cleric, I beleive?

Alexis: ::Checks the list:: Guess so.

Alex: Ok, for one thing, stay pure, and serve your deity well.....and do lots of good deeds.

Starly: Yeah....Alexis will have no problem with that

Alexis: Indeed!

Alex: Now for rangers, and I hope Terrin wil take good notes.

Miron: I don't know what's better: The Army or freelance?

Darren: No rations! Icky!

Alex: Anyways, work on your eye and nature spells. And see for Druids for advice, also.

Darren: Ya ya!

Becky: Now for warrior class! Work on your weaponskills, people! Fight alot of evil creatures, And bring out your dead!

Kuro: I'm not dead, unfortuently for you guys!

Alex: How...interesting....now for berserkers....ahhhhh.....the pure fighting force that conquers many with pure rage!

Terrenker: Go crazy and kick some arse!

Alex: Don't forget hone your weaponskills. What's next on the list?

Merrek: Paladins, I beleive.

Alex: Ah, the noble knights of Ni! Whoops, wrong knights. The holy knights of lore, or somethign like that

Alexis: Serve your diety true, and never stray from your holy path!

Alex: Now for generic mages, one of the powerful forces never to be rekonded with.

Lera: One word: Practice!

Starly: So true, even though it's a pain in the arse!

Alex: As for specific mages, hone your skills on your type of magic. As for your opposite, brace yourself!

Alexis: Yay! Healers! Don't worry! Be happy! Whoo hoo!

Jea-dal: Showing positive emotions alot gives healers teh nescessary enegy and strength they need to heal and stuff.

Alex: As for thieves, improve your skills and keep an eye out (not literly, though). And don't get caught!

Jea-dal: Next is the bard, the jack-of-all trades! ::Smiles:: Work on your instrument playing and don't get confused as a thief!

Starly: Yeah, you'll lose your musical reputation and license that way.

Alex: AS for Gageteers (or engineers, whatever comes first), know what you're doing, and what you're repairing...nothign's worst than messing up and damaging soemthign further.

Long: For hackers, spend more time on the comp, and not too much time outdoors

Tenka: I thought it was don't get caught hacking or your license will get revoked.

Long: Like I care!

Alex: Now for the odd people known as alchemists. You guys have lots of guts to do soemthing so risky

Starly: You should see Alex's accidents with alchemy.

Alex: Yeah..don't mix an acid with a base, and be careful around poisons and unstable potions

Kuro: He nearly blew out our apartment roof that way!

Tenka: Quiet!

Drecon: Dragonriders...I never had a person on my back before...

Doren: That's because you're a chinese dragon!

Penn-Ryuu: Anyways, treat those your ride with respect

Ranna: And always take off the road of life to hug a dragon!

Penn-For those who hate (insert creature here) (dragonslayers, or whatever), you guys are stupid!

Alex: Bleh....dont' slay all the stuff you are sworn to kill  you see, or you're outta the job.

Nera: This is for archers: Master the art of the bow, and practice your aim

Alex: And last, but definatly not least: bladesingers

Randen: Uhhhh...do what you do best alot, I supossed?

Alex: I guess....well, that wraps it up for us. This concludes the Adventurers' Cliff Notes! In the meantime, send us ideas? We're fresh out! Please send suggestions to us!

Ranna: Don't make me hafta run amok in rabbit boots!

Alex: Somebody restrain her, please? That's all! Bye! ::Clicks the off button and everything goes dark::

Randen: What'd ya do?

Alex: I turned off the log!

Randen: Along with the blasted room! Turn it back on! Turn it back on!

::Click! The room goes back on and Ranna is seen running amuck::

Alex: That's it! We're ending this right now! ::Click!::