Due to some gross miscalculation on some mun's part, usstan uil supposed to be giving a "lighthearted look at guilds". Well, this zhah what dos get, and dos will read it, and dos will like it! Nau complaints, damn it!
READ ON!!!

The Rating System

Two Skulls Up: The best a guild can be
One Skull up: Naut bad, room for improvement
Mr. Ick: This guild needs help, badly. Heh. 

Mr. Tinkle: This guilds GC needs to be shot.{Guild}

This Issue: A guild called Silverblade

 Silverblade:

The page zhah black.. all black. Save for a little clock, which told ussta precisely how much time he zhah wasting by looking at this guild that could naut bother to think of an acronym. The front states "remember if you are already in this guild, you don't have to fill out an application" . Well, duh. Have they had problems with this in the past? Stupid people should naut be in guilds, they should be shot.Some of the sidebar choices "What is RhyDin"...again, if dos do naut know this, get a dagger and kill dossan self, do the world a favor. "How to play"...alright... this GC zhah naut only finding reasons to accept the stupid, she zhah encouraging them. Why naut wave a big sign that says "Join this guild if dos phuul stupid?" "Udos could naut even think of any cool initials, stupid people of the multiverse, come and join udos!" The rules state 'Greet every  member as they come online, put them on your buddy list'. If usstan got twenty IMPs from lifeless losers the minute usstan got here, usstan would be highly pissed.  They even give a suggested greeting, because, as udos know, if dos join this guild, dos phuul vithing stupid! Usstan then read about the guild history. Because they phuul a guild of stupid people, their first name "Dark Blade" was already taken. So they made an equally stupid name by just changing the color. Au, and their leader (probably got smart and) left them, leaving some dumb wench with an SN that shows her mun zhah either also stupid, or really hates her, in charge, LadyDark13.This SN does naut even exist anymore. The guild calendar contained one event...from JULY! This guild zhah the lamest of the lame. Why was Arc once a member of this place? Zhah he insane? Was he on drugs, or shanghaied? This guild makes DKoX look like a two skull guild. Mr. Tinkle zhah almost too bwael for these idiots! Of the "our characters", only one link worked, and that was to some different gaming system, naut even related to this totally pathetic guild. Gods, this zhah enough... usstan uil getting sick. Mr. Tinkle, usstan know this is beneath dossan dignity, but, please take it away. Far, far, far away. Au, and ussta dalninuk, Jaer, was going to add his comments, but when usstan showed him the page, he fainted and has been in a coma ever since. Heh, He zhah drooling and muttering "the horror, the horror" now, so maybe he will come out of it in time for usstan to kick his arse in the fair events.

{Silverblade + leader, LadyBitchwhoever}

Editor's note:
The opinions of the necromancer drow commonly called Gareth Uth'Malin (among less printable names) are solely his own, and not necessarily shared by any character or mun on the Adventurer staff. While we make no apologies for the content of Gareth's page, we make no judgments as to his sanity, either.